6 Easy Ways to Publish a Novel in a Mere Twenty Years!

(or how to learn from my mistakes--hint, avoid Scotch and bad boys.)

Recently, someone new to an online writer’s community wondered why folks sent query letters to so many agents, asking a barrage of questions:

Did they have that many “dream agents?

Why not send to just one or two top choices?

And, really, how long does it take?

As answers flew in—achingly honest and reminiscent of everyone’s distant and not-at-all-distant (often painful) publishing journeys, I thought back to how long it took me.

The answer? You got some time?

     1. Hubris via my published-too-young book

Got divorced. Got depressed. Met the wrong guys.

Had a drink or ten with my cigarettes.

Thank goodness I had that inappropriate guy to lean on!

Fast forward: Sent kids through college. Lost bad guy/s. Found a good one. Got serious about writing. I embarked on my homemade MFA and wrote my trilogy:

 2. The book that lacked subplots but got an agent (novel 4):

Dove in to writing with only one eye closed. Joined a writer’s group. Finished. Got an agent. As soon as she put it out for submission, I began writing:

3. The book that was good but didn’t sell but later broke me out(novel 5🙂)
When I showed this one to said agent, she liked it so much that she replaced the now-limping and ten-times rejected # 4 (are you still with me) with newly minted # 5. And I began writing:

4.. Novel 6 that became Novel 2:

When I showed a bit to said agent, she loved it. Said keep going! Meanwhile, she kept trotting out #5 to a few editors.

Then, my agent turned more attention to representing a different genre, and it seemed right for us to part ways. Leaving this agent was wrenching. The ‘bird in the hand’ theory pulled, but I felt a sweet spot with my new novels and felt that I needed the right person to represent it (aware many would find it dark.)

6. Broke up with agent.

   No hard feelings, a virtual handshake goodbye, and agent and I said goodbye.

So there I was, back out on the agent-hunting circuit, feeling like a confused divorcee.

(Do I talk about the ex? Pretend it never happened?)

6. Met the right one when I had the right book.

Six months later, I signed with a new (wonderful and current) agent. She read. She edited. (Something my former agent never did.) I revised. She sold #5 to St. Martin’s Press (The Murderer’s Daughters) in 8 days in a pre-empt.

How long did it take to sell my ‘debut’ novel from when I began writing fiction?

20+ years

Six novels

Three agents

What I learned:

1) To take heart from positive words embedded in rejections. Believe when they said ‘the work just wasn’t for them.’ To take their criticisms seriously and pay attention to ideas generously passed on. (Well, not the one that said, “She was so over domestic violence.)

2) To believe that writing, like any craft, requires honing and not beating myself up over unsold books. They weren’t wasted time—they were my education. I doubt Georgia O’Keefe sold her first paintings. Or Grandma Moses, who I feared I might pass in ‘firsts.’

3) To surround myself with supportive writer friends and take heart from their success (even when I felt green and evil.)

4) To learn when to fold them.

5) To know when to hold on.

6) To realize there is no such thing as a pre-met ‘dream agent’ any more than there is a pre-met ‘dream husband.’ The dream agent is the one who loves your book—because s/he’ll make your dreams come true. You’ll know them when you find them.

I held on through years of rejection, chanting the old joke:

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Practice, practice, practice.

Getting my craft to match my passion and thoughts took many years. At my lowest, I would never have said it back then, but I’m happy it worked out as it did. The Murderer’s Daughters was the right book for me to debut with. Had I sold any previous novel, I don’t think I would have ended up feeling as right as I did.

I think, like with a partner, when you have the right material, there’s a magic click, and you fall in love—whether it takes six books or sixteen years on one book.

Since then, I’ve published five more novels, co-authored a novel, published a novella and book of essays on my own and have just finished signing a deal for my newly finished novel.

I’ve published big, published small, and now I expect to publish this new novel I love just right—I’m planning to enjoy every Goldilocks moment** because I know what my dream is: making a reader feel the click of truth I felt when writing.

Maybe how long it takes is as long as it takes to feel the click and have someone else agree.

Ya gotta have heart. A little brains. And a little talent.

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• ** More to come soon! Watch for my title poll, version 9,999